绝对英文经典

money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
　　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

　　 every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　 the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

　　 success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.

　　 never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

　　 love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

　　 children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

　　 "your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.

　　 there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.

　　 "hard work never kills anybody." but why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.

　　 "work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours! "
　　 "工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.


　　 god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

　　 when two‘s company, three‘s the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

　　 a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

　　 the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.
　　 学的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!

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priya生前曾跟朋友闲聊聊过，如果有一天她突然去世了，一定要把她的电话烧给她。。priya也跟家人说过此是。。但是大家都不以为然。她去世后，出殡的那天，没有人可以把她的棺材移动.
最后她的家人叫了他们的邻居pak darin一个来自泰国的巫师。pak darin告诉priya爸爸priya还不肯走因为还有东西没带走。。priya的朋友就告诉他们priya生前所说过的要求。他们马上打开棺材把 priya的电话和sim card放进去。
不过几分钟，大家再试移动棺材。。。真的一下就把棺材抬起来了。但是大家都吓倒了。大家都不敢说什么。
priya的家人都没把priya去世的消息告诉shankar因为shankar在外地不想让他那么快知道。
两个礼拜后，shankar call priya 的妈妈。
shankar 说:aunty 我今天回来了。会来你家，记得煮我最爱吃的菜哦~还有记得不要告诉priya.我要给她一个惊喜！
妈妈回复：你回来吧.我有些重要事要告诉你。。
当shankar回到来。。妈妈把整件事都告诉他了。shankar听了，马上哈哈大笑，以为他们在开玩笑，玩弄他。妈妈为了证明此事拿出了priya的死亡证书出来证明。
shankar开始混乱了。他说：是真的！！我昨天还跟她通电话！！！她还打给我！！！突然间。。。。。。。。。。。。shankar的电话响起了。
shankar说：你们看。。。priya打来了~~~我没骗你的。
家人马上叫他接电话并打开loud speaker给大家听。
大家都都听见了他们的对话。还有priya清楚的声音。
没有人可以得到priya的sim card 了。。所以没有人可以模仿priya。因为sim card已经跟棺材一起烧了。
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y e s － 爺 死
n i c e － 奶 死
b u s － 爸 死
M a r s － 媽 死

g o s h － 哥 死
c h e s e － 姊 死
t h i s － 弟 死
m a i d s － 妹 死
w a s － 我 死
y e a s t － 姨 死
g o e s － 舅 死
et r e m b l e s － 全 部 死
s e a l s － 笑 死
h a m s － 喊 死
m o l l u s c － 無 聊 死
h a r s h e n s － 開 心 死
f a i l u r e s － 快 樂 死
b e a r s － 悲 哀 死
K i s s － 激 死
d o s e － 都 死

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Ah Long Pte Ltd 《老师嫁老大》

Ah Long Pte Ltd (Mandarin)


Director: Jack Neo
Starring: Fann Wong, Mark Lee, Richard Low, Jack Lim, KK Wong & Daniel Tan
Genre: Black Comedy - Action

In Cathay Cineplexes 13 March 2008

Ah Long Pte Ltdis a light-hearted black comedy about the triad world and the money-lending business. Instead of treating the subject of Ah Longs (money-lenders) seriously, the movie takes on a humorous and sarcastic treatment. It depicts how a young lady tries to restructure her money-lending triad into a professional and ‘loving’ triad that stands against the use of violence after she takes over from her triad leader who has retired. Her various restructuring plans (which are no doubt very creative) bring about hilarious results.

Chen Jun (played by Richard Low) is the leader of Shao He Triad. The story opens with him deciding to “retire” from the triad business. Prior to his retirement, he elects Wang Li Hua (played by Fann Wong), a young but tough girl, as his successor.

Li Hua believes that changes need to be made to the current money lending system . Although Li Hua prioritizes the triad's success, she is very much against the idea of using violent means to collect debts. Therefore, with the help of some professional consultants, Li Hua and several of her subordinates (played by KK and Daniel Tan) start adopting a series of creative tactics to attract money lenders and practice hilarious methods to pressure the money-lenders to repay in a non-violent way. However, Li Hua's plan of “restructuring” her triad meets with obstacles and opposition from the majority of the conservative elders in both her own triad and rival triad.

At the brighter end of the world, Mr. Fang (played by Mark Lee) is a kind-hearted dance instructor who is slightly sissy in character. Fate has it that Mr. Fang runs into Li Hua on numerous occasions by chance. Since Li Hua's mother has been pressuring her to get married, Li Hua decides to force Mr. Fang to marry her. Surprisingly, Mr. Fang agrees to it, wanting to prove his masculinity. Though finding it hard to accept the fact that Li Hua is a triad head, Mr. Fang approves of her effort to minimize the use of violence. Subsequently, he offers to help Li Hua out by introducing creative ways to reduce violent methods of debt collection.

故事大纲

曾经在黑道中叱咤一时的风云人物陈军 , 决定退出自己一手创立的庞大黑社会贷款组织（大耳窿）“少和帮”，毅然把这个称霸新马两地的大耳窿集团交棒给其帮内爱徒女将立华手上。

外表男性化的立华是个相当有远见的组织领导人，她认为帮会若继续采取暴力手段来向借贷人追收所欠贷款，帮会将很快就会被警方盯上而宣告瓦解。 因此，立华在接棒上位后，便坐言起行，即刻在帮会里展开一连串的革新行动。 然而，这些改革却招来陈军暗地里不满。

方老师是一位舞蹈老师，个性虽然有一点娘娘腔，但为人热心， 乐于助人。

方老师在一次意外中邂逅立华，并因为立华母亲的施压和她帮会里的助手皇帝、兵头的威逼利诱， 他在百般无奈之下，被逼迎娶了立华为妻，但是二人之间始终没有深厚的夫妻感情。

青龙帮帮主知道陈军对立华在帮会里的行事作风颇有微言，便不怀好意的趁机挑拨离间，欲拉拢陈军过去帮他。 狡猾的陈军表面上不接受其献意，甚至故意与立华和好，然而少和帮的噩耗却从此连二接三地发生。。。

Penang~~landscape

KekLokSi Temple

KekLokSi Temple

KekLokSi Temple

KekLokSi Temple

Penang Batu Ferringgi

Queensbay Mall

Penang Brigde

Beside the Penang Bridge

"sleep"Buddha

ChengHo Temple(Batu Maung)

National Park

St.Anne Church

海上回教堂

Nice Day~

About 8.00am ,the sky is blue ..the sun is going to come out..nice day^^



A bird is up there..lolz..take a photo ..123 smile(lol the bird can hear meh!)

New here~hehe~post 1 nice song..

林宥嘉 - 那首歌 mv



林宥嘉 - 那首歌
不知道为了什麼 忧愁它围绕著我
我每天都在祈祷 快赶走爱的寂寞

你要我听这一首歌 用这首歌离开我
她唱的太美了 歌词却很伤人
你为什麼不直接提分手

爱人的话不需要重　轻轻的说我就懂
接你的车来了 表示爱到站了
我站在十字路口对抗心痛 一个人

你的黑发 现在睡进谁的胸口
你的唇 现在跟谁要温柔
一开始你爱我 最后你放弃我
还要用千言万语 说得委屈 你有多难过

爱牢牢抓紧我 恨深深包围我
你要我为你好 快赶走爱的寂寞

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